The JL InitiativeGo inside the mind and come out barely breathing

Found this pretty funny… I figured you’d like it too…

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

• Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
• Witness: “I only have one, you know.”

• Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
• Witness: “By death.”
• Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”

• Accused, Defending His Own Case: “Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?”

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

• Lawyer: “What is your date of birth?”
• Witness: “July 15th.”
• Lawyer: “What year?”
• Witness: “Every year.” Read the rest of this entry »

As I have been looking around the web for “intersesting” stuff, I stumbled upon these:

Don’t know what to do in the office

Don’t Click It — Forget about clicking to navigate. Your mouse buttons will feel deprived.

Seeing Through Your Screen — w00kie’s slideshow on Flickr… If your screen was transparent… it would look awesome like this.

Horse! Sing! NOW! — If you’ve never seen this classic, I’m sorry.

CN Tower Time-Lapse — Now, a time-lapse system YOU can control.

Crime Clock — Welcome to a perfect world.

Fourteen Things That Took Me Over 50 Years to Learn — Nothing to say about this one.

Well, I sorta got behind in the tutorial idea. I might just forget it altogether.

I ordered a case for my sexy notebooks. Horray me.

Other than that, nothing new has happened.