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I would like to thank everyone for allowing me to do whatever I feel like to myself while I drive. In this case, it’s picking my nose. There are some people I feel that do not want to have as many cars on the road. They want people to carpool, ride the bus, walk, or even bike. How can I pick my nose then? How am I supposed to feel glorified when I cannot pick my nose when I am on the bus, or when I am riding a bicycle. That is just inhumane.

I’m just sayin…

Well, you keep running for president.

At least that’s what Hillary Clinton is doing, as she has no money left because she has spent it all. Hillary has made the most out of all of the campaigners for the ‘08 President seat, and guess what, she blows it all.

Hillary has always been about our country’s economy, which is fine by me. However, there comes a point where you can only talk about the economy (or anything else that involves money) when you, yourself, have it to spend. You cannot be in debt and want to manage a nation’s budget. No. It just does not work that way!

Hillary Rodham Clinton is $7.6 MILLION in debt right now, according to Politico and damn it all to hell if she wins but wait… that’s “…not including the $5 million personal loan she gave to her campaign in the run-up to the critical Super Tuesday elections, according to financial reports released Wednesday.”

Woman, you now officially suck at life and your face scares small children. It is official. You have lost any chance of me voting for you.

“…the Clinton report paints a picture of a one-time front-runner under enormous pressure after miscalculating that she would wrap up the nomination before or on Feb. 5… [a]ccording to the reports, Clinton raised about $20 million in January, including her loan. She spent … $29 million during the month … $2 million[+] of the red ink is owed to chief consultant and adviser, Mark Penn … the lengthy laundry list of IOUs also includes unpaid bills ranging from insurance coverage, phone banking, printing and catering at events in Iowa, New Hampshire and California … Obama won every one of [the Super Tuesday States Hillary could not afford] on Feb. 5, opening up a critical lead among pledged delegates…”

I don’t know about you but there’s nothing wrong with making a compact car that can still have a good amount of room to transport people and cargo. The Corolla does a goob job of that and even the Civic has a good name.

I would like to remind my readers that this here is America and we are a bit bigger than the folks over in Japan. We are, as my tagline up top of my blog has said before, Hugantic. We own the title of ruling with huganticism and that’s how we are.

This car, on the other hand, is the exact opposite. It’s small. It’s Minisculantic. That is a new word I am adding to my personal dictionary as I type. It’s a car that does better as something that sits on a kid’s bookshelf with the ‘69 Mustang and the ‘67 Chevelle SS 454 that he’s put together and collected over the few blatantly insane years he’s been alive.

I say nay to this vechile.

Ok folks, listen up people. I really don’t care what anyone thinks about this.

If you drive, you must follow the rules of the road. If you are handicapped, you can either get a tag to hang on your mirror (some states) or get a DP license plate. here in the state of Washington, you get a five-digit plate with a whellchair symbol and the letters DP to the right.

For those who dro drive and are handicapped in whatever way, answer this question for me… who the hell do you think you are? I have seen more people with DP plates and tags cut me off, overtake me and almost cause an accident, or just plain drive insane and risk my safety as a fellow driver on the road than ANYBODY else. I don’t care if you’re paralyzed from the waist down and have a gas lever on your steering wheel or are missing a leg. When you get into a car and drive, you become just like every other damn person on the road and it’ll be a cold day in hell before you deserve to be treated special when driving.

For the driver of this White Jeep Liberty, you are the first I am publicly announcing this to. I want you to know that I watch all and If I feel you violate, I will let everyone else know about you. However, I do have a soul and I removed your license plate from this photograph. But If you live in the Parkland/Spanaway, WA area, be on the lookout for this Jeep. They have a very bad sense of driving courtesy and seem to not care.

Now that I have ranted, Have a good one people.

Yesterday, I was thinking about how awful my experience was as a Yearbook editor for the high school I attend. I was really thinking about how much creativity I wanted to express in the book and really give it a touch that no one has ever seen before.

As a graphic designer and someone that can make litterally everything from nothing, I worked my ass off and for what? Nothing. Being the only male on the editorial staff (along with one guy who was nothing but a wannabe, and I guess he got his wish of taking my place and being the “hot shot”) I had to deal with self-centered, closed-minded females. No insult intended to the female population who actually reads what I write, but I must say that when given power, the female human eats it up and demands more.

After a semester of bending over and being the bitch, I just stopped showing up and dropped out of it. I honestly stopped caring about a month and a half before the semester ended. I cared so little I just wouldn’t stick around to see sh*t fall apart because of my lack of effort. I knew what was going to happen and after everything I had to put up with, I think they damn deserved it. I was mistreated and I must say that because my creativity was limited and I was forced to a female structure that had no room for ideas and originality, I just gave up.

That’s why over the next couple of weeks, I will be using my creativity and compiling together a few different works that resemble the lack of structure. I want to superimpose and juxtapose and reimpose and outpose and buttpose and whatnot whatever comes to my mind. Creativity is not about totally planning. When something is planned out on paper, it NEVER looks as good as it did in your head when you had all the structure laid out.

I’ve decided to expand my resource base and add sections for free software, and articles for all to enjoy.

I figure it’ll give me some new ideas and information to post about and relate to the community in which my website resides.

Be on the look out for software every week and articles all the time!

I will be overhauling JL.com here pretty soon upgrading to WordPress 2.5. It looks awesome to me and I look forward to writing many new tutorials in the near future as well with great speed.

I am currently working on something amazing a lot people probably don’t know that you can do with Windows Live.

Be sure to stay updated.

I say that for a few reasons.

Jew Haters

First, Jewish Rep. Cohen Battles Antisemitism and Racism In Re-Election from The Washington Post highlights how not only does race have a raw, skinless spot on it, but Representative Steve Cohen (D-TENN) is apparently a Jesus hater. This comes from a flier put out by Nikki Tinker, a minister from Cohen’s predominantly black district he represents. It states Cohen and the Jews hate Jesus.

“What does Nikki Tinker think about anti-Semitic literature being circulated that might help her unseat 9th District Congressman Steve Cohen in the Democratic primary  next August?” the editorial asked. “The question goes to the character of the woman who wants to represent the 9th District, and 9th District voters deserve an answer. But Tinker declined to return a phone call about the flier.”

Let’s think about this for a minute. “…Tinker declined to return a phone call about the flier.” That’s because he’s retarted. He’s a lame dude who probably had something to do with this flier. It wasn’t distributed by him, sure, but it WAS distributed by another black minister from Tennessee.

A MINISTER! Seriously. This is a total WWJD, people. Cohen doesn’t hate Jesus. These black ministers hate Jewish people.

Be Careful Kids, Water Kills

When I saw this ad, I just about died. it’s amazing how serious it is and how serious they expect you to take it, when in reality, it’s not non-drinking water that kills, it’s stupidity. If you live in flood plains (no offense to those in Louisiana, Mississippi, or related areas of the United States), but you should know the dangers. Seriously. And if those Christian Children’s Fund commercials are really as accurate as they say they are, there should be enough people to get together and do something about it. Unless their brain stopped developing at age 5, they should literally put their heads together and figure something out.

People are sinking to a new low today. Thank you.

Today I discovered that Internet Explorer has died today, officially. I must say that I am very surprised by this and am I little bit disappointed. How did I do it? Well, I stumbled upon this page: http://www.tylerm.info/this_page_crashes_ie.html. DO NOT GO THERE IF YOU ARE USING INTERNET EXPLORER.

There are <span /> tags and an incorrect onLoad event that even crashes Internet Explorer 6. I find it funny…

I really have underestimated how many awesome artists there are on iTunes. Every day I browse iTunes for something new and awesome to listen to (preferably from iTunes Plus) and I have not been disapointed yet.

iTunes Plus is an amazing feature. The 256kbps AAC+format with Non-DRM kicks ass. I have never heard clearer sound from iTunes. It’s CD Quality PLUS! If you ahve an HD radio in your car or in your home, it’s like that on your iPod. I knew there was a good reason I spent $250 on my iPod Classic 80GB.

Speaking of iPods, Apple has released the iTouch 32GB model for a ass-blasting $499. Just Throwing that out there.

(logo (c) Apple, used for reference purposes)